Strapped for funds American space agency NASA took a cue from good old southern NASCAR boys by commercializing their upcoming space flight and selling advertisements anywhere a decal would fit, much like a race car. The influx of cash, estimated to be in the $1 billion range is expected to help develop additional space programs and flights.


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