Wondering why the male population on campus is larger than usual? A Fanshawe Distorter sting operation helped uncover the mystery, as Distorter reporter Harold Granite found out how easy it was to go from being 769 on the waiting list for the MIA program to beginning his classes Monday. Granite scheduled an appointment with admissions and received the personal one-on-one service to jump the que, and helping us to understand why the boy/girl ratio here is a hard to fathom three to one. Admissions declined comment, but Granite admitted, “it wasn't that hard to get in to his program of choice after all.”


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