Brit's skinhead style a show of love
Apparently Britney wants to reconcile with Breckon Prest. A few weeks ago, just a few days into their honeymoon, Britney asked Breckon for an annulment due to a couple of incidences at what he refers to as “the best happy hour EVER.” Pictures from their honeymoon surfaced a few weeks ago right here in The Distorter, Fanshawe's most responsible news source; photos are still available on the Breckon Prest's myspace.
Since the breakup Britney has just not been the same, she's had a stint in rehab, partied without underwear with Paris Hilton, and now she will never have to worry about bad hair days. Nobody really knows why she decided to shave her head, but it is expected that her relationship with Breckon is the main cause.
The gossip mill was working overtime recently when Breckon changed his Facebook ‘Relationship Status” from Whatever I Can Get to It's Complicated along with reported sightings of Mrs. Prest around the city of London.
“She said that she would do anything to try to work things out,” confesssed Breckon, “so I told her that if she really wanted to prove her love to me that she'd have to shave her head. I didn't think she'd actually do it. I was kidding, now she's got shorter hair than me, am I supposed to find this hot?
“Hopefully the old-school conservative family views still work in today's society, you know what they say, a family that shaves together, stays together”.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Since the breakup Britney has just not been the same, she's had a stint in rehab, partied without underwear with Paris Hilton, and now she will never have to worry about bad hair days. Nobody really knows why she decided to shave her head, but it is expected that her relationship with Breckon is the main cause.
The gossip mill was working overtime recently when Breckon changed his Facebook ‘Relationship Status” from Whatever I Can Get to It's Complicated along with reported sightings of Mrs. Prest around the city of London.
“She said that she would do anything to try to work things out,” confesssed Breckon, “so I told her that if she really wanted to prove her love to me that she'd have to shave her head. I didn't think she'd actually do it. I was kidding, now she's got shorter hair than me, am I supposed to find this hot?
“Hopefully the old-school conservative family views still work in today's society, you know what they say, a family that shaves together, stays together”.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
