A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair only to find out that his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood.

Sasha Szmerdic had been swimming naked on the Croatian seaside when his testicles had shrunk due to the cool sea and prolonged water exposure. When he sat down his testes slipped through the slats in the chair, and as he lay sunning himself, his testes expanded back to normal size, before realizing he'd wedged himself into a predicament.

Szmerdic was freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut open the deckchair in half.

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