Just one week after meeting on the set of “Saturday Night Live”, it appears that Paris Hilton has a new Valentine and can now list Canada as one of the countries she has conquered in her personal sexual conquest to take over the world. The lucky Valentine is London's Breckon Prest. The two flew to Paris, France where Hilton was shooting a live-action version of the hit show Robot Chicken, Breckon was on set to see how the process takes place. “This is my first time on a movie set as well as my first time in Paris” claimed Prest. The couple was seen getting cozy both on and off the set and seen gallivanting all over the city. When asked about his thoughts on Paris he had this to say, “Paris is so beautiful…..and was much easier to get into than I expected”.


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