Pre-Valentine's love bite a scarlet mark of pleasure
Love is in the air everywhere we look around. And apparently none more so than in the Student Centre at Fanshawe.
Tongues were wagging in the SC when a person was seen gallivanting around showing off a freshly minted hickey on their neck.
While the origins of the hickey remain cloudy, experts say that a hickey of that size, proportion and colour weren't easy to create.
“You don't get something that big, and with that depth of colour everyday. The person giving that hickey would have had to have been sucking on that one area for a minimum of 20-minutes,” said Don Juan Pierre, a researcher with the Hickey Institute. “I would even go further and say that this particular hickey is at least a 40-minute suck, with intervals of light sucking and hard sucking with some erotic biting as well.
Bystanders were shocked when first exposed to the hickey.
“I can't believe that someone let another person suck their neck for such a period of time that left a mark that big and red,” said Fred Blassie, a marketing student. “They must have been feeling some pretty good vibes.”
“I think it's fake,” said Janice Wembley, another marketing student. “They just want attention. It looks like the work of Filter Queen vacuum.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Tongues were wagging in the SC when a person was seen gallivanting around showing off a freshly minted hickey on their neck.
While the origins of the hickey remain cloudy, experts say that a hickey of that size, proportion and colour weren't easy to create.
“You don't get something that big, and with that depth of colour everyday. The person giving that hickey would have had to have been sucking on that one area for a minimum of 20-minutes,” said Don Juan Pierre, a researcher with the Hickey Institute. “I would even go further and say that this particular hickey is at least a 40-minute suck, with intervals of light sucking and hard sucking with some erotic biting as well.
Bystanders were shocked when first exposed to the hickey.
“I can't believe that someone let another person suck their neck for such a period of time that left a mark that big and red,” said Fred Blassie, a marketing student. “They must have been feeling some pretty good vibes.”
“I think it's fake,” said Janice Wembley, another marketing student. “They just want attention. It looks like the work of Filter Queen vacuum.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
