Doc dices patient's penis
A German doctor blew a gasket while performing corrective surgery on a man's testicles and proceeded to butcher the guy's penis and chop it up into tiny pieces.
Reports say the surgeon became upset and overreacted after a slip of the scalpel accidentally cut the man's urinary tract. Nurses told authorities the doctor sliced off the man's manhood with a scalpel and then chopped it up into small pieces on the operating table before storming out of the room. Dr. Mattias Goebels told medical investigators he was under a lot of stress at the time and was feeling penis envy when he lost his temper.
“The nurses were marvelling at the size of the man's penis and I became jealous,” said Goebels. “I felt like pulling out my penis and laying it out on the table for them to marvel at, but instead the scalpel slipped and I took out my anger on the patient's penis.”
A German court has suspended Goebels medical license but first he must rebuild the man's penis with tissue from his own arm, and it must function properly.
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Reports say the surgeon became upset and overreacted after a slip of the scalpel accidentally cut the man's urinary tract. Nurses told authorities the doctor sliced off the man's manhood with a scalpel and then chopped it up into small pieces on the operating table before storming out of the room. Dr. Mattias Goebels told medical investigators he was under a lot of stress at the time and was feeling penis envy when he lost his temper.
“The nurses were marvelling at the size of the man's penis and I became jealous,” said Goebels. “I felt like pulling out my penis and laying it out on the table for them to marvel at, but instead the scalpel slipped and I took out my anger on the patient's penis.”
A German court has suspended Goebels medical license but first he must rebuild the man's penis with tissue from his own arm, and it must function properly.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
