Newfie gives Bono earful
A philosophizing Bono at a recent Gander, Newfoundland concert got a stark reminder why Newfies are special.
At typical U2 concerts lead singer Bono has begun to ask the audience to be quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Bono then says into the microphone...“Just for a moment, think outside yourself. Outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
“Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', then!,” thunders a Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
At typical U2 concerts lead singer Bono has begun to ask the audience to be quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Bono then says into the microphone...“Just for a moment, think outside yourself. Outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
“Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', then!,” thunders a Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
