Trouble in paradise

Just days after getting married to singer Britney Spears, it appears that settling down is not on the list of priorities for Fanshawe's Breckon Prest. Just two days into their honeymoon we have a runaway bride and a possible annulment making this possibly the third failed marriage for the pop sensation within the last three years. The star apparently was angered when her new husband was seen gallivanting intoxicated around the beach. Britney accused Breckon of being “a gold digger” after quickly spending thousands of dollars on bar rounds, expensive “bling”, and numerous custom made designer bathing suits.

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