Celebrity power couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are not only having twins, but they are auctioning off the right to publish the first snaps of the bundles of joy.

The current trend to sell baby photos to tabloids has earned some celebrities millions of dollars. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony sold the pics of their twins to People magazine for $6 million, but the Pitt/Jolie's have a different idea in mind.

The actors will be selling the Jolie's sonogram during her first, second and third trimesters, as well as exclusive video and pictures of the birthing process. The package deal is estimated to up on the auction block starting at $15 million, but insiders say OK magazine has a reserve bid tagged at $20 million.

The couple is also contemplating selling a Sears-style family photo to the tabloids.

All proceeds will go towards the Pitt/Jolie orphanage, which is currently set-up in the couple's home.

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