Fanshawe student busted for copulating with pothole
A Fanshawe College student who tried to have sex with a pothole on Oxford Street on March 17 claimed it was a drunken prank - and escaped being put on the sex offenders list.
Motorists looked on in shock as Pat Myne, 21, hauled down his pants and started to copulate with a pothole in the road until climaxing.
Myne - drinking while taking a plethora of prescription pills - also carried out a vile sex act in front of a horrified female taxi driver.
He admitted a charge of public indecency at Ontario Provincial Court and got 12 months probation.
The Crown Attorney commented: “This was truly bizarre. Anyone who lies on the road in the daylight, is significantly intoxicated and is partially undressed has a problem.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Motorists looked on in shock as Pat Myne, 21, hauled down his pants and started to copulate with a pothole in the road until climaxing.
Myne - drinking while taking a plethora of prescription pills - also carried out a vile sex act in front of a horrified female taxi driver.
He admitted a charge of public indecency at Ontario Provincial Court and got 12 months probation.
The Crown Attorney commented: “This was truly bizarre. Anyone who lies on the road in the daylight, is significantly intoxicated and is partially undressed has a problem.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
