Storks not sex key to baby making
The Association of World Scientists made the startling announcement in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The announcement was made at the Baton Rouge Zoo in front of the stork cage.
At the press conference scientists told journalists, “while the long held belief that human beings reproduce, our studies and research show that babies are brought by the Stork. Therefore we are advancing that Storkism be afforded the same amount of time in school biology lessons as the so-called ‘sex' theory which is based on a reasonably large body of circumstantial evidence and that it really didn't need to be quite so rude.”
Evidence supporting Storkism includes the following:
1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist, and can be confirmed by ornithologists.
2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.
3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth when everyone knows that a newborn is a newborn.
4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.
5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.
6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods.
7. In several episodes of Looney Tunes cartoons the stork is seen delivering baby to expectant parents. Also, how does one explain the movie Three Men and a Baby and where their child came from since the theory of sexual reproduction believes only women can childbear.
