FSU entertainment guru Patrick Baloney continues to push the boundaries of quality entertainment, by inking a doilie wearing Russian and country and western singer, Igor Gringovich, to take the stage during the final Kick Ass Country Pub of the semester on December 4. Baloney says Russian country and western music is similar to its North American cousin, except the booze they sing about is vodka, cold snowy days, and women like Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova, instead of trailer parks and white trashy women. Baloney also said that Gringovich will also croon some country Christmas carols for the event.


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