Mom's call leaves coed distraught
With barely a fortnight put into campus dorm's the teenage drama is already bubbling to the surface.
When the phone rang unexpectedly early Sunday morning, a groggy Jessica Legspreader found herself on the other end of a conversation with her mother. To her horror Legspreader soon found out mom had “dirt” on her.
“So my mom calls me Sunday, and the first thing she says is ‘So I found these pictures in my email this morning, you may not find them funny but I think they are,' recounted Legspreader. “And all of a sudden images of what happened after the Residence Pub, were running through my head.”
With a giggling mother on the other end of the phone, and hazy thoughts and images racing through her mind, a panicked Legspreader thought the world was caving in around her.
“I asked my mom to describe what she was seeing to me. She said there was lots of candle light and a bunch of people in what appeared to be a bedroom, said Legspreader. “Then she said there were a couple of asian guys, a curly haired girl and me. Then she says ‘and you are in this weird position and it looks like you have mayo or milk all over your face, and I think am going to hide it from your father.'”
Legspreader could only think of the wild romping orgy she had participated in that included amongst other things a metal post bed, lots of kinkiness, lots of skin showing and a variety of sexual poses. Causing even further panic to her was who took those pictures and was there video of the fun times.
“I was scared, angry and confused,” said Legspreader. “Who would send a picture of me getting a major facial to my mother? At least the “Dirty Sanchez” moments didn't make it to her inbox.
Legspreader has hired a private investigator to help solve the mystery and provide some closure in what has turned out to be a number of sleepless nights.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
When the phone rang unexpectedly early Sunday morning, a groggy Jessica Legspreader found herself on the other end of a conversation with her mother. To her horror Legspreader soon found out mom had “dirt” on her.
“So my mom calls me Sunday, and the first thing she says is ‘So I found these pictures in my email this morning, you may not find them funny but I think they are,' recounted Legspreader. “And all of a sudden images of what happened after the Residence Pub, were running through my head.”
With a giggling mother on the other end of the phone, and hazy thoughts and images racing through her mind, a panicked Legspreader thought the world was caving in around her.
“I asked my mom to describe what she was seeing to me. She said there was lots of candle light and a bunch of people in what appeared to be a bedroom, said Legspreader. “Then she said there were a couple of asian guys, a curly haired girl and me. Then she says ‘and you are in this weird position and it looks like you have mayo or milk all over your face, and I think am going to hide it from your father.'”
Legspreader could only think of the wild romping orgy she had participated in that included amongst other things a metal post bed, lots of kinkiness, lots of skin showing and a variety of sexual poses. Causing even further panic to her was who took those pictures and was there video of the fun times.
“I was scared, angry and confused,” said Legspreader. “Who would send a picture of me getting a major facial to my mother? At least the “Dirty Sanchez” moments didn't make it to her inbox.
Legspreader has hired a private investigator to help solve the mystery and provide some closure in what has turned out to be a number of sleepless nights.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
