Pope Benedict XVI, the head of the Catholic Church, continues to put his stamp on the Church. Not only has Benedict reinstated the ability for Church's to celebrate Latin mass, the German born Pope has reverted back to Bavarian mass tradition of drinking beer instead of wine. In an official decree, Benedict said for too long the Church has been following the adage when in Rome do as the Romans do, in reference to Italian wine swilling, but the Church must be sensitive to other regions. Bavarian's celebrate with beer, southern American's with moonshine etc etc. This is a movement to bring the Church back to its grass roots, and help build congregations.


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