On a recent school trip to Washington, all hell broke loose after the media walked in on the most controversial event of the decade. Hillary Clinton, after doing some campaigning in D.C. decided to stop and visit the White House, likely to see how it would have felt if she were to somehow win the next election. While in the halls, Mrs. Clinton ran into a group of Fanshawe students; this is where the Canadian influence took her campaign into the gutter.

Mrs. Clinton was quite taken by one of the students, Breckon Prest. Within minutes the two had disappeared and a high security alert was issued throughout the White House. “All of the sudden we were locked in the Oval Office, we couldn't get out. Luckily enough G.W. had some party accessories stashed in his desk, which really helped the situation” claimed Prest.

Security and media personnel barged into the Oval Office to find a worn-out looking Hillary and the Fanshawe student, Prest, on the floor giggling hysterically. From that point on, the allegations and stories started flying across the American media.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” claimed Prest in a recent interview. “Even though Hillary is saying the opposite, you've got to believe me. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. If Bill Clinton won't sleep with her, do you seriously think that I would?”


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