20 Questions: Funny guy looks for perfect lady

Michael Dren is a tall guy from Burlington, who likes to hang out with his buddies and Pechka...his bong.

1. What is something about you that most people don't know?
I seem like a big pimp with the ladies, but really I am an emotional guy looking for the perfect girl.

2. If you were on a deserted island and could only bring one item or person with you, what would it be?
It would be my right hand or my buddies mom.

3. What is your greatest indulgence?
Woah, had to look that word up...still kinda confused, but I think I will have to go with steak dinner complimented with a Richards Red Beer.

4. What was your favourite television show of all time?
Thats easy “Baby Blue 2” on CityTV Friday nights (just joking). Well I think it would be between “That 70's Show” or “The Office.”



5. Who is your favourite band/group/musician?
I like alot of music but not to sound biased but my brother-in-laws band, Jaret Koop...laid back kind of music.

6. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?
When I was little my mom told me that money does not buy you love, but now I realize if I am 40 and not married I am buying a mail order bride.

7. Who is your role model?
I would say my dad, but if he knew the things I have down here he would not be pleased...sooo I will go with my childhood favourite football player, Barry Sanders.

8. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose to live?
I think I would choose England, because my family is from there, and I love the girls with their English accents...and the reputation of Europeans are crazy in bed.

9. What was your first job?
The classic paper boy - I was the master. I had two paper routes at the same time, even though I convinced my dad to do the one route for exercise.

10. What is your dream job?
My dream job is to be an actor and make everyone laugh, but more than likely I will become a ripped, tanned and handsome landscape contractor.

11. What would your last meal be?
A good old McDonalds meal. Big Mac, with super size fries and a coke, with a BBQ and sweet n' sour sauce.

12. What stresses you out?
General Eds, especially philosophy. Why would I care about some nut jobs idea on life...dammit. I always get burned on the essays and exams.

13. Do you consider yourself a risk taker? If so, what is the biggest risk you've taken?
Well, sometimes but not really. The most recent thing I did was my roommate's girl when he was gone for reading week.

14. If you could foresee the outcome of one event or moment in your life, what would it be?
Me being really successful and laying on a beach somewhere warm with a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other.

15. What is your favourite drink?
I like a Coca Cola when I am just around the house, like white wine when I am pre-drinking and just a pitcher of beer at the bar.

16. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My chubby cheeks, my buddies go at me saying I am like a squirrel and can fit plenty of nuts in my mouth.

17. What actor would you choose to play you in a movie?
Will Farrell, he's pretty funny, tall and does some weird things.

18. If you could have three wishes fulfilled, what would they be?
To have these three questions answered:
- What's past outer space?
- What's going to happen when I die?
- Where's Waldo?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah, sometimes though I am a sucker for girls and fall for them too early.

20. When and where was your last vacation?
Camping up north for May 24, got messed up the whole time, but the rain put a downer on a couple of days.