The frivolity of the Oscar Awards took a serious turn when former U.S. Vice-President Al Gore took the stage to announce the annual awards show had gone green.

While Gore implored viewers to check out oscar.com for useful tips on conserving energy, viewers were dismayed by the annual waste the Oscar's generate.

“How many stretch limos pulled up to the red carpet?” asked Phil London. “They ask you to conserve yet these clowns own countless mansions that just waste energy. I wish these folks would listen to themselves. They are all full of shit.

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