RING MY BELL
While most people mount the heads of their hunting escapeds, Phillipe Gravitmore decided to mount the rear. Gravitmore said he got the idea to modify the deers ass into a front doorbell while travelling through rural Ontario. The custom made door bell also secretes a brown substance made with corn syrup and starch every lucky seventh ring and is accompanied with a whiff of noxious smelling salts.
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