While most people mount the heads of their hunting escapeds, Phillipe Gravitmore decided to mount the rear. Gravitmore said he got the idea to modify the deers ass into a front doorbell while travelling through rural Ontario. The custom made door bell also secretes a brown substance made with corn syrup and starch every lucky seventh ring and is accompanied with a whiff of noxious smelling salts.

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