Back In The Saddle: Britney Spears is back in the news. Just a few weeks after the announcement of her divorce of Kevin Federline, it appears that there is a new dirt bag in the picture. Who is this new Dirt Bag you ask? It's London's (& Fanshawe's) own, Breckon Prest. The two were seen gallivanting around downtown London this weekend and even managed to take in a Knights game the other night. When asked about her new budding romance, Britney was hesitant to comment but did have one thing to say; “you know it's true, to get over one you need to get under another”.

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