Kentucky Style Wedding

Hank Tremors and bride Sharon pose for wedding photos outside their Kentucky trailer park home. The couple threw an old fashioned Kentucky Foothills bash, including dueling fiddlers for entertainment. The Tremors celebrated by downing a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and smoking hashed lashed cigarettes. The party came to an end when Sharon's water broke and she was rushed to hospital. The Tremors then welcomed to the world 3 lb 7 ounce Jethro Clitis Cooter.

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