Nation asks why Belinda, why?
Across a nation people are left to wonder why, how and what for. Yes, the head scratching revelation that Magna International darling and Canadian MP Belinda Stronach is playing house with former NHL'er Tie Domi.
Admit it, once the story became news you haven't weren't able to stop laughing. You see the tall, hot, rich blond; then you see Domi, who is neither tall, handsome and has a head the size of a satellite and who, during his NHL playing days, was known for his inspirational sayings like, “You touch me, you go me, my name is Tie Domi.”
What attracted Belinda to Tie in the first place? Was it his political acumen? His fat head? His less than rugged good looks? That he was a washed up NHL'er that was forced into retirement by his beloved Toronto Maple Leafs.
For her part Stronach remains mum on the subject. Refusing to comment, verify, acknowledge or even bat a perfectly fake eyelash.
Those close to Stronach are suggesting that she is deeply embarrassed over her affair.
“She knows she can do better,” said a colleague. “You look at (Domi) and you automatically think meatball. At least I do.”
Since Stronach's first divorce she's been married/linked to high profile men. Her second husband was Johan Olav Koss, the Norwegian speed skating star and noted as one of the world's great humanitarians. She's also been linked to Bill Clinton, the former president of the United States. Though there have been no cigar related stories or semen stained dresses to positively link the two. And pre-Domi, she was involved with current Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay, who at the time was just a member of the Conservative caucus.
For his part Domi has pretended that he is just friends with Stronach and is a close political advisor. What Domi advises her on is up for debate, but rumour has it he's showing her how to throw a punch. Though the former NHL pugilist's skill set in that regards came into question last year when his head was used as a punching bag more often than not. Those inside the Toronto Maple Leaf dressing suggest that Domi's fall as a rugged winger could be tied to Stronach.
“He became real soft. He wouldn't go into the corners and avoided contact like a pretty boy after he started up with Stronach,” said an ex-teammate. “I think he was afraid to have his melon wrecked. It's not like he's some kind of hot guy. He's a pumpkin head. Real soft in the middle.”
What were Stronach and Domi thinking walking down Madison Avenue in Manhattan holding hands? Yeah, he tried to hide behind several bags of consumer goods Stronach had purchased during a shopping spree, but they were clearly acting like a couple instead of a guy advising a politician on her wardrobe.
“I saw them walking hand in hand and thought that's odd,” said Rene Friggit.
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Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Prouldy distorting the truth since 2005
Admit it, once the story became news you haven't weren't able to stop laughing. You see the tall, hot, rich blond; then you see Domi, who is neither tall, handsome and has a head the size of a satellite and who, during his NHL playing days, was known for his inspirational sayings like, “You touch me, you go me, my name is Tie Domi.”
What attracted Belinda to Tie in the first place? Was it his political acumen? His fat head? His less than rugged good looks? That he was a washed up NHL'er that was forced into retirement by his beloved Toronto Maple Leafs.
For her part Stronach remains mum on the subject. Refusing to comment, verify, acknowledge or even bat a perfectly fake eyelash.
Those close to Stronach are suggesting that she is deeply embarrassed over her affair.
“She knows she can do better,” said a colleague. “You look at (Domi) and you automatically think meatball. At least I do.”
Since Stronach's first divorce she's been married/linked to high profile men. Her second husband was Johan Olav Koss, the Norwegian speed skating star and noted as one of the world's great humanitarians. She's also been linked to Bill Clinton, the former president of the United States. Though there have been no cigar related stories or semen stained dresses to positively link the two. And pre-Domi, she was involved with current Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay, who at the time was just a member of the Conservative caucus.
For his part Domi has pretended that he is just friends with Stronach and is a close political advisor. What Domi advises her on is up for debate, but rumour has it he's showing her how to throw a punch. Though the former NHL pugilist's skill set in that regards came into question last year when his head was used as a punching bag more often than not. Those inside the Toronto Maple Leaf dressing suggest that Domi's fall as a rugged winger could be tied to Stronach.
“He became real soft. He wouldn't go into the corners and avoided contact like a pretty boy after he started up with Stronach,” said an ex-teammate. “I think he was afraid to have his melon wrecked. It's not like he's some kind of hot guy. He's a pumpkin head. Real soft in the middle.”
What were Stronach and Domi thinking walking down Madison Avenue in Manhattan holding hands? Yeah, he tried to hide behind several bags of consumer goods Stronach had purchased during a shopping spree, but they were clearly acting like a couple instead of a guy advising a politician on her wardrobe.
“I saw them walking hand in hand and thought that's odd,” said Rene Friggit.
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Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Prouldy distorting the truth since 2005
