Hasbro's Monopoly to contribute to greater stupidity
Boy, if you think those working in retail these days can't count out change, just wait.
Hasbro has released a new version of the Monopoly board game. “We started looking at what Monopoly would look like if we designed it today,” said a Hasbro spokesman. “We noticed consumers are using debit cards, carrying around cash a lot less.”
This updated version comes with credit cards and debit machines to simulate transactions. It's bad news for consumers who would hope that a calculator would not be needed to break simple change
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Hasbro has released a new version of the Monopoly board game. “We started looking at what Monopoly would look like if we designed it today,” said a Hasbro spokesman. “We noticed consumers are using debit cards, carrying around cash a lot less.”
This updated version comes with credit cards and debit machines to simulate transactions. It's bad news for consumers who would hope that a calculator would not be needed to break simple change
Continued on page A11
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Prouldy distorting the truth since 2005
