Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Newcomers and observers are drawn into participation. Food critics and other epicures sing the praises of what's currently being offered. Don't be too ready to change something that works.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Call it Murphy's Law, fallout from the Peter Principle, or just bum luck. The universe throws cosmic banana skins under your feet at every turn. Even the longest joke in the world has to end sometime. Be a good sport.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Now it's Gemini's turn to be riding high. Your creative and emotional expression skills are polished to perfection. Great ideas come and go as easily as a breath of clean air.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Downhill is the most seductive direction. Before you descend too far, save some energy for your return. Open your mind. Another method might actually be better than the one that you normally use.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Bottled genii, magic rocks and other fabled purveyors of wishes are very precise about language. Leo is likely to get exactly what he or she claims to want. Be wise before getting stuck with a foolish mistake.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Virgo pays too much attention to the stars and not enough to the ground beneath their feet. Stick with someone who is committed to looking out for you. Don't get involved with Air or Fire Signs for the next few days.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
As far as Libra can see, there's no reason to worry. Everyone here is interested in a smooth ride. Who knows where a good conversation will take you? If you speak to a Leo, you may get a glimpse of the future.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Flaws and handicaps are a personal matter. Scorpio excels at abstract thinking to help him or her survive the hardships of midweek. You have far too many reasons for not wanting to go home. This can't last forever.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Your act is for real. You're playing for keeps. Sagittarius's message is clear and positive. Anyone who's anyone would give anything to work with you. Cash in on the benefits of your popularity.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Are you obsessed? If a smile and a handshake make you suspicious, maybe you're standing too far outside your usual humanity. Weigh the options and ask yourself which will matter more in 10 years.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Avoid the usual and go straight to what makes you happy. Your undiluted energy burns brightly, luring the curious and the enchanted with Aquarian light and heat. Even from this high point, every direction is up.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
Pisceans whose job it is to help others can expect a rewarding time. Those whose patience is slipping away should avoid people at all costs. As much as you want it to be so, not everybody has the same dream.
Newcomers and observers are drawn into participation. Food critics and other epicures sing the praises of what's currently being offered. Don't be too ready to change something that works.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Call it Murphy's Law, fallout from the Peter Principle, or just bum luck. The universe throws cosmic banana skins under your feet at every turn. Even the longest joke in the world has to end sometime. Be a good sport.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Now it's Gemini's turn to be riding high. Your creative and emotional expression skills are polished to perfection. Great ideas come and go as easily as a breath of clean air.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Downhill is the most seductive direction. Before you descend too far, save some energy for your return. Open your mind. Another method might actually be better than the one that you normally use.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Bottled genii, magic rocks and other fabled purveyors of wishes are very precise about language. Leo is likely to get exactly what he or she claims to want. Be wise before getting stuck with a foolish mistake.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Virgo pays too much attention to the stars and not enough to the ground beneath their feet. Stick with someone who is committed to looking out for you. Don't get involved with Air or Fire Signs for the next few days.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
As far as Libra can see, there's no reason to worry. Everyone here is interested in a smooth ride. Who knows where a good conversation will take you? If you speak to a Leo, you may get a glimpse of the future.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Flaws and handicaps are a personal matter. Scorpio excels at abstract thinking to help him or her survive the hardships of midweek. You have far too many reasons for not wanting to go home. This can't last forever.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Your act is for real. You're playing for keeps. Sagittarius's message is clear and positive. Anyone who's anyone would give anything to work with you. Cash in on the benefits of your popularity.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Are you obsessed? If a smile and a handshake make you suspicious, maybe you're standing too far outside your usual humanity. Weigh the options and ask yourself which will matter more in 10 years.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Avoid the usual and go straight to what makes you happy. Your undiluted energy burns brightly, luring the curious and the enchanted with Aquarian light and heat. Even from this high point, every direction is up.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
Pisceans whose job it is to help others can expect a rewarding time. Those whose patience is slipping away should avoid people at all costs. As much as you want it to be so, not everybody has the same dream.
