Lost lusts
While happily scarfing a particularly
tasty Berries GoMega bar
last week, my sister tauntingly
asked what I would do if I couldn't
get my hands on my beloved
Odwallas anymore. I rolled my
eyes at the question, knowing my
determination of getting my hands
on something once I decide I want
it borders on psychotic, but then I
stopped to ponder the thought for a
moment. Sometimes, even with all
the will in the world, there are certain
things that will be an exception
to the I-want-it-I-need-it-Ihave-
to-have-it attitude I often
assume when shopping.
This mentality goes beyond
wanting the Chanel 2.55 or the
Yves Saint Laurent Le Smoking; I
know these items (and many other
designer pieces I lust after) are
financially out of reach for me.
This mindset refers mostly to items
I scour in fashion magazines, in
photos of celebrities, on websites
or in stores that I can really envision
in my closet and in an ensemble.
Sometimes, despite all former
beliefs of my shopping habits, I
exercise self-control and I put the
ostrich feather embellished
miniskirt with a price tag as much
as my monthly income down. It's
not that I don't love it or think I
wouldn't get good use out of it (I
really would, even though
whomever I'm shopping with at
the time seldom believes me and
will most likely give me "that
look" while prying the item in
question out of my clenched
hands), it's just that sometimes
even I understand you have to let
something go, and unless you are
the owner of the slick American
Express Centurion card, you really
can't have everything you want.
That being said, we all make
mistakes. Sometimes, I do buy
things I have fallen madly and
deeply in love with only to get
home and realize I was wooed by
the dreamy vision of a runway and
not really like it so much in real
life (hey, I'm no supermodel). This
mistake is much less detrimental to
my closet than other mistakes and
is fairly harmless; it can be erased
with a simple "return to sender"
packing slip and the cost of
postage or a quick trip to the mall.
The truly heartbreaking mistakes
are when you are convinced you
don't need the item in question and
then change your mind.
Oftentimes, those to-die-for
leather Balmain micro-shorts you
saw at Holt's Last Call or the
Balenciaga platforms from last
season at net-a-porter.com for 60
per cent off are gone faster than
you can say, "WAIT! I want you
after all!" These lost lusts haunt me
forever, and I often try to come up
with a rational reason to why I said
no in the first place. To this day, I
can think of no legitimate reason
for not greedily grabbing a silk
Christian Dior scarf for a mere $30
in a vintage store in Toronto. I
admired it, felt it, loved it and then
left it there. Why? I'll never know.
What I do know is I hugely regret
it. I know that lost lust will haunt
me forever, as it was a one-of-akind
and some other lucky bitch
got her hands on it. Other unforgettable
and now unattainable things
include my favourite nude nail polish
ever, now discontinued, a limited-
edition Yves Saint Laurent
palette I was too late for, a luscious
smelling body lotion exclusively
available at a store in Milan that
does not ship to Canada, and most
recently, a pair of leather Chloé
boots seen in some fashion magazine
in some airport in some foreign
language that for the life of
me I can't remember, and despite
hours of desperate searching, I
cannot find them anywhere, real
store or online store alike.