Celebrity Candy: Celebrity buzz
1. Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl fame lost his virginity at 18, according to ex-porn star Shauna Sand, fourteen years his senior. I understand there's a cringe-worthy fantasy amongst young boys and older women, but the real cringe factor is Sand's plastic surgery enhancements and injections. I can imagine what their celebrity sextape would look like; she would only be able to blink to show pleasure. I wait in anticipation for its release.
2. The Twilight Saga, New Moon is once again number one at the box office. Surprise! With the amount of adolescent girls and equally horny cougars, it's clear why this movie has already made $230 million U.S. and the numbers keep growing!
3. Speaking of New Moon, Taylor Lautner is scheduled to host a December episode of Saturday Night Live. I wonder how his comedic chops will compare to his “good friend” *cough* girlfriend Taylor Swift. She pretty much nailed it, so good luck to you and that dreamy face of yours.
4. Chris Brown has an “exclusive”
20/20 interview set to air on
December 11. I can no longer listen
to his music. It is tainted. His
new album is also set for holiday
release, so will this “heartfelt”
interview sway you to buy his
album?
5. The glamorous Penelope Cruz
has two nods for the movie Nine,
as The International Press
Academy released their list of this
year's Oscar Nominations. I know
this is not the juiciest dirt, but this
is Hollywood at its best…and I
talked about Twilight, TWICE for
you, fair is fair.
6. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese
Witherspoon are denying break-up
accusations made by People
Magazine. Appearing to be one of
the few sane and healthy relationships
in Hollywood, I hope they're
still together. This way I can live
vicariously through Reese since
Jake and I won't be meeting anytime
soon.
7. Tiger Woods got into a nonlife
threatening car accident.
However, the wounds upon his
face are apparently from his wife
in response to allegations of him
cheating. Tiger denies the accusations
and the spat. Let's hope
you're not a cheater, or next time
she might use one of your nine
irons. Karma!
9. Oprah has announced that after 25 years on air, she will end her show in 2011. Have no fear daytime viewers! An “Oprah Winfrey Network” is in the works…one-step closer to ruling the world.
Have a great holiday and see you in the New Year with more “Celebrity Candy.”