Hot or Not: Bodies

Hot

Matthew McConaughey
You can never catch this rock hard body with a shirt covering it. This celeb lives on the beach and lives knowing that he has one of the greatest bodies EVER!

Beyonce
This curvaceous diva is always looking her best and isn't afraid to show off her rockin' figure. Guys want to date her and girls want to be her. I guess you can say, it isn't hard to fall “Crazy In Love” with this celeb's curves.

Jessica Alba
Jessica has a petite figure, but she didn't make the mistake of becoming too skinny like many celebrities feel they have to do. She has the perfect beach body and is seen all over the tabloids to prove it.

Mario Lopez
All I can say is, WOW! Mario's body has come a long way from his “Saved By The Bell” days. He takes good care of his pecs, and that's what keeps all the girls drooling.

Jessica Biel
This celeb has always had the perfect curvy body, but was just recently noticed for it. Anorexic celebrities should really take notes from this girl because she proves that curves are sexy!

Not

Pamela Anderson
Ok guys don't kill me for this one. Her boobs look like they are going to pop any second now. All I'm saying is that natural is “in.” Gigantic fake boobs are a thing of the past.

Tara Reid
This celebs body is the perfect example of plastic surgery gone wrong. She has the body of a 70-year-old and she's only 33. She is wrinkly, saggy and is oddly always on the beach wearing bikini's.

Clair Danes
Why do celebrities think super skinny is sexy? Clair is at the borderline of anorexic, if not already there. This is not healthy people!

Courtney Love
This wild, outspoken celeb has had a lot of plastic surgery in her day, and now, her body is paying the penalty. She has lots of loose skin, and she looks sick.

Hulk Hogan
You have to admit, “The Hulk” is getting old, and his body is showing it. Maybe it's time to get rid of those skin-tight costumes and trade them in for something that actually fits.