Welcome back to the twisted world of the Internet! I'm your wonderful host, Pete, and I'm here to bring you some of the strangest or most fun stuff on the net (without resorting to people doing things with uh, their own waste). What did I find? Let's take a look…

Robots Killed My Wife…AGAIN! - http://www.geocities.com/freak_boy_mania/robots_suck.html
I have no idea where this crazy story came from, but it is a good read. For some reason, Burt Reynolds and his sidekick Jeffery seem to be involved in creating robots that have killed this guy's wife. I'm not sure what the deal is, but maybe you people can figure it out. And if you do, let me know.

People Against Spines - http://www.geocities.com/freak_boy_mania/cobra_city.html
Hmm…I don't know if I've ever seen a crazier sect or cult (perhaps Sociologists, but that's besides the point). These people don't like spines and seem to be all for a world in which we act like slugs. I don't know about you people, but I like my spine. I'd like to add that there's another Burt Reynolds reference here. Is he against spines, too?

Carp Fish - http://www.geocities.com/gus_patterson/carp.html
This site…what can I say? I really can't say too much except that you have to see it with your own eyes and read the story. Is this what the Internet was for? People telling crazy stories about Carp Fish? Mind you, I found it, laughed and now I'm passing it on to all of you.

If anyone finds any more stories with funny Burt Reynolds references, email me at popeyepopsolive@hotmail.com