Police watch in awe as big rig becomes erect

Yesterday afternoon a truck filled to the brim with condoms came barreling down the 401 and lost control, only to end up tipped on the side of the road, literally spewing its load across six lanes of traffic.

The Trojan hired truck was headed to Toronto and scheduled to make deliveries to area Shoppers Drug Mart when it toppled over.

“There are condoms everywhere,” said bystander Michael Martins. “I am so going to get some tonight. Does anyone have a garbage bag these will fit in? Ohhh... are those ones ribbed?”

An over-zealous Martins was later taken to hospital with non-life threatening injuries, when he was hit by a car. He was bending over to grab an orange-flavoured condom at the time of the accident.

Police, who were at the scene, said no changes were laid, and neither was Martins.


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