Where have you done it?
As much as I extolled the virtues of foreplay in an earlier article, there are times when you just want to say “Screw It” (LITERALLY!) and get down to the business at hand.
A Zipless Fuck was a phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying". As described by her - It is a sexual encounter between strangers that has the swift compression of a dream and is seemingly free of all remorse and guilt. It is absolutely pure, there is no power game and it is free of ulterior motives. It has also been described as the perfect one nightstand.
The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is, rarer than the unicorn and I have never had one. - "Fear of Flying".
In the spirit of this article I took the time to ask some fellow classmates and friends the weirdest places they were taken over by the mood to just do it with a mate or stranger (skipping all foreplay) and got some really strange replies. In the spirit of our annual “Sex Issue”, enjoy and laugh over their replies. (I can assure you the answers found on the Internet are stranger!)
1. In a SkyBox at the SkyDome during the final game of the 1993 World Series Game during a particularly boring Jay's inning. (Talk about a homerun!)
2. In the coat closet during their nephew's bar mitzvah.
3. In the backseat of an Arkansas State Trooper's car to get out of a speeding ticket!
4. Standing up during a David Bowie Concert. (Was the song “Modern Love”?)
5. Under the table during the speeches at a wedding. (Note to all brides: if you are going to have boring speeches, make sure you have long tablecloths!)
6. On the 401 during a long traffic jam.
7. On the Brooklyn Bridge's walkway...the view was apparently incredibly romantic!
8. A two-seater Kayak. (I am still trying to figure out the balancing trick on that one!)
9. On the TTC. (Brings a whole new meaning to the slogan “Ride the Red Rocket!)
10. In the dark room of the college newspaper. They had to convince security to erase the tapes the next day so he did not get kicked out of school and she did not lose her job. (A great deal of the preamble was caught on tape in the tuck shop in the student centre!) --- This did not occur at Fanshawe!)
11. In the bathroom of a Soviet Military Base.
12. A hot air balloon.
A Zipless Fuck was a phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying". As described by her - It is a sexual encounter between strangers that has the swift compression of a dream and is seemingly free of all remorse and guilt. It is absolutely pure, there is no power game and it is free of ulterior motives. It has also been described as the perfect one nightstand.
The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is, rarer than the unicorn and I have never had one. - "Fear of Flying".
In the spirit of this article I took the time to ask some fellow classmates and friends the weirdest places they were taken over by the mood to just do it with a mate or stranger (skipping all foreplay) and got some really strange replies. In the spirit of our annual “Sex Issue”, enjoy and laugh over their replies. (I can assure you the answers found on the Internet are stranger!)
1. In a SkyBox at the SkyDome during the final game of the 1993 World Series Game during a particularly boring Jay's inning. (Talk about a homerun!)
2. In the coat closet during their nephew's bar mitzvah.
3. In the backseat of an Arkansas State Trooper's car to get out of a speeding ticket!
4. Standing up during a David Bowie Concert. (Was the song “Modern Love”?)
5. Under the table during the speeches at a wedding. (Note to all brides: if you are going to have boring speeches, make sure you have long tablecloths!)
6. On the 401 during a long traffic jam.
7. On the Brooklyn Bridge's walkway...the view was apparently incredibly romantic!
8. A two-seater Kayak. (I am still trying to figure out the balancing trick on that one!)
9. On the TTC. (Brings a whole new meaning to the slogan “Ride the Red Rocket!)
10. In the dark room of the college newspaper. They had to convince security to erase the tapes the next day so he did not get kicked out of school and she did not lose her job. (A great deal of the preamble was caught on tape in the tuck shop in the student centre!) --- This did not occur at Fanshawe!)
11. In the bathroom of a Soviet Military Base.
12. A hot air balloon.
