Super Tuesday was that and more for Republican presidential hopeful John McCain, right, as he gets some man love from U.S. president George W. Bush. McCain's campaign has been dogged with accusations that he is a “liberal” running under a conservative banner, and touching moments like this may hurt McCain's bid for president as conservatives frown upon open displays of affection. Also hurting McCain is the fact that he actually is a war veteran, and not just someone who dodged war because his family had money and influence.


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