Ask the Sex Doc: Top ten positions to make you both go wild

Dear Sex Doc;
My girlfriend and I are getting pretty bored with doing it ‘missionary' or ‘doggy-style.' I know there are other positions out there, but what are the best sexual positions for sex? I mean, I want to blow my girlfriend's mind like never before.
Flexible Felix @ Fanshawe


Dear Flexible Felix @ Fanshawe;
There are definitely more than two horizontal dance moves you could be doing in the bedroom. As you are discovering, sex can get boring pretty quickly if you don't try new things.

I hope you realize that all the groping, fingering, and sucking leading up to intercourse is just as important as doing it. Don't just go straight for the kitty.

There are hundreds (probably thousands) of positions that are out there that people can add to their sexual bag of tricks. Some are orgasmic, while others may leave you, and your partner, in traction in the nearest hospital.

Since you want to ‘blow' your girl's mind Flexible Felix, I've compiled a list of the top ten sexual positions to have her screaming your name in orgasmic delight.

Coming in at number ten is ‘The Chair.' Sit normally on a chair and have your chick face and straddle you, gliding your manhood into heaven.

Next, I would suggest ‘The Butterfly.' This position is similar to missionary, but her pelvis is titled upwards. Stick a pillow under her butt and you'll transform from moth to butterfly in her eyes.

And, if you like to cook in the kitchen, you can try ‘The Kitchen Counter.' Plop your gal on the kitchen counter, then spread her legs and add your banana to her fruit salad.

My seventh best position is referred to as ‘Modified Missionary.' Kneel putting your sweetie's legs over your shoulders.

Close behind is ‘Standing Rear Entry.' You both stand with you entering her from behind (but not in the back door).

Coming in at number five is having sex while ‘Standing Facing Each Other.'

Another great pose is what is often referred to by you college folk as the ‘Reverse Cowgirl.' In this position, your gal will straddle you while facing your feet.

Flexible Felix, I know you've already been howling at your girl from behind, and ‘Rear Entry' is an excellent position to have her barking at the moon. If you're sick and tired of sniffing each other's butts, you could always try the ‘Woman on Top' position. Your honey will sit on you and face you this time.

However, the number one position I would recommend to give her multiples is called ‘Lateral Entry' or what is sometimes referred to as ‘Spooning.' You'll both lie on your sides entering her from behind.

So Flexible Felix, include these new positions in your sexual position arsenal and she'll be in love with you, and your dick, for years to cum.

Dear Sex Doc;
I've been having incest thoughts. Is that weird?
Dreaming About My Sister @ BCIT


Dear Dreaming About My Sister @ BCIT;
Well, it's not perfectly normal, but what is? Lots of people have impure thoughts. However, most people don't act on them. It is especially important not to act out your thoughts or fantasies if the act is illegal or dangerous.

And, the last time I looked, doing the nasty with your sister is against the law under the Criminal Code of Canada.

Most people have an inner porn video going on in their minds. And, everyone's peep show is different. The sex flick going through your little head is a little unique, but you're not alone.

A British study of 19,000 people found that 1 per cent of men and women fantasize about laying their brother or sister. By the way, people are three times more likely to think of boning their dog.

And during childhood, kids aren't just thinking about playing doctor with their siblings, they're doing it. Studies show that between 25-40 per cent of college students have had a childhood sexual experience with their bro or sis.

Dreaming About My Sister, maybe you experienced something sexual with your sister at a younger age. And, maybe you're still stuck in that experience.

However, I would guess that you're dreaming about diddling your sis because it is taboo. You see, quite often, the things that are considered bad seem most alluring, especially when it comes to sex.

I wouldn't worry so much about these forbidden thoughts. They should soon pass. I would hope that you can determine the difference between right and wrong. If these thoughts (and especially urges) persist, please consult with a qualified therapist.

Dr. Brian Parker is a clinical sexologist and sex educator and the co-creator of two sexual intimacy board games “Embrace” and “Pillow Talk.” The games are available on his website, www.foreverpleasure.com which features original erotic art, high-end sensual products and adult sex education.

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