Man's pecker feels the clampdown
A Fanshawe student nearly had his penis bitten off by his girlfriend in a bizarre Valentine's Day accident.
Rod Sunder was busy in the kitchen Valentine's morning preparing a breakfast fit for his princess, Betty Trollop, when she stumbled upon him in the kitchen.
Trollop became overcome with emotion at the sight of Sunder carefully preparing her feast, that she decided to disrobe and perform oral sex on Sunder while he continued to cook.
In the heat of passion at the point of climax, and with Sunder's knees buckling, he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down Trollop's back and rear end.
Trollop clenched her teeth on Sunder's penis, who in agony due to the force of the bite bashed Trollop on the head with the pan.
The pair only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital officials, who had suspected some type of domestic violence.
Sunder needed treatment to his penis and won't be able to engage in any sexual activities for at least a month, while Trollop had burns to her back, rear end, two black eyes and a broken cheekbone.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Rod Sunder was busy in the kitchen Valentine's morning preparing a breakfast fit for his princess, Betty Trollop, when she stumbled upon him in the kitchen.
Trollop became overcome with emotion at the sight of Sunder carefully preparing her feast, that she decided to disrobe and perform oral sex on Sunder while he continued to cook.
In the heat of passion at the point of climax, and with Sunder's knees buckling, he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down Trollop's back and rear end.
Trollop clenched her teeth on Sunder's penis, who in agony due to the force of the bite bashed Trollop on the head with the pan.
The pair only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital officials, who had suspected some type of domestic violence.
Sunder needed treatment to his penis and won't be able to engage in any sexual activities for at least a month, while Trollop had burns to her back, rear end, two black eyes and a broken cheekbone.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
