Do you need a date?
Whoever says that ‘sex sells' is a fool. Sex PROFITS!
OK, maybe actual intercourse does not profit, per se, for most. Unless you are again a fool, you can't help but witness that the prospects of sex, or “getting laid,” can lead to a monumental and prosperous future, financially speaking. Honestly, entrepreneurial spirits, it is your choice of which endless well to drill: The Television Industry (The Dating Game, Blind Date, the next Pamela Anderson series etc.); Advertising (both print, web and tv ads featuring ‘erotic talk', for only $1.99 a MINUTE, plus a $8.99 service fee.); Home Theatre/DVDs (work-out/look-good videos, Pilates/Yoga & Porno), as well as live Theatre - ever been to Amsterdam?
This is honestly all rhetoric, pomp and circumstance. I am trying to get you to pay attention to this small write-up on a ‘nooner' event that your F.S.U has planned for this Tuesday, January 23. Sign up at the Biz Booth for your chance to shine as a star on this year's THE DATING GAME.
We need both males and females to take part in this event. It is pretty much a rip-off of the TV show. You know the deal: ask a few questions; can't see the guy/girl: ask him/her out on a date based on the answers. All very sweet and innocent.
Sign-up soon, as spaces are limited for this once in a semester chance to win a free dinner and a taxi ride to the best Souvlaki stand in town. JOKES, winners get a chance to ‘wine and dine' in whatever restaurant we find has the most solid all-you-can-eat-buffet, for you and your lady, or man, of course.
Go to the Biz Booth to sign-up to play “The Dating Game” as soon as you read this. There really will be good prizes/rewards for those that dare to not care. Dating Game @ Noon. Tuesday, January 23, 2007. Good fun! No hard feelings! Ok, well some.....sorry...!
OK, maybe actual intercourse does not profit, per se, for most. Unless you are again a fool, you can't help but witness that the prospects of sex, or “getting laid,” can lead to a monumental and prosperous future, financially speaking. Honestly, entrepreneurial spirits, it is your choice of which endless well to drill: The Television Industry (The Dating Game, Blind Date, the next Pamela Anderson series etc.); Advertising (both print, web and tv ads featuring ‘erotic talk', for only $1.99 a MINUTE, plus a $8.99 service fee.); Home Theatre/DVDs (work-out/look-good videos, Pilates/Yoga & Porno), as well as live Theatre - ever been to Amsterdam?
This is honestly all rhetoric, pomp and circumstance. I am trying to get you to pay attention to this small write-up on a ‘nooner' event that your F.S.U has planned for this Tuesday, January 23. Sign up at the Biz Booth for your chance to shine as a star on this year's THE DATING GAME.
We need both males and females to take part in this event. It is pretty much a rip-off of the TV show. You know the deal: ask a few questions; can't see the guy/girl: ask him/her out on a date based on the answers. All very sweet and innocent.
Sign-up soon, as spaces are limited for this once in a semester chance to win a free dinner and a taxi ride to the best Souvlaki stand in town. JOKES, winners get a chance to ‘wine and dine' in whatever restaurant we find has the most solid all-you-can-eat-buffet, for you and your lady, or man, of course.
Go to the Biz Booth to sign-up to play “The Dating Game” as soon as you read this. There really will be good prizes/rewards for those that dare to not care. Dating Game @ Noon. Tuesday, January 23, 2007. Good fun! No hard feelings! Ok, well some.....sorry...!
