Notorious candid model Lindsay Lohan, who appears in countless tabloid magazines on a weekly basis, was busted by Los Angles paparazzi last week when they discovered her devious plan to attract attention.

Lohan's acting career, which is sketchy at best, has recently taken a back seat to her time in the spotlight and well-publicized social life. To keep her partying in the public-eye, Lohan and her publicist have been hiring photographers to follow her every move, and in return turn a profit.

According to one hired photographer, Lloyd Slummerbee, Lohan herself or her publicist would email exact, to-the-minute itineraries of the actress/musician nightly rendezvous and in exchange a hoard of paparazzi would follow.

In return, Slummerbee would sell the pictures to tabloid magazines like US Weekly, Star and similar online gossip sites and make thousands a shot, of which Lohan would take a 60 per cent cut.

“Most nights us hired photographers were the only ones following her around,” said Slummerbee. “No one else cares - and why should they.”

Slummerbee said it was time everyone knew that the whole business is a fraud to not only pad celebrities wallets, but their ego and star-status.

“Without us, Lohan would be nothing,” cried Slummerbee, who is currently shopping for a book deal. “I just want my dignity back and a few extra bucks from the media coverage I have been getting this week.”

According to Lohan's camp, the star is in deep seclusion at an Arizona spa, which also houses a drug and alcohol recovery centre. Although her people are not responding to rumours, it is a wide-spread fact that exposing this vain attempt at publicity will be the end to Lohan's career in Hollywood. She has
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