So, your friends consider you somewhat of a party liaison, and everywhere you go, people say “wow man, I can see the fun seeping out that dude's pores, that's f*#@ing incredible!”

Well, FSU's got a job for you: Come to the alumni lounge next Monday the 25th @ 5 p.m. and be a part of FAB (Fanshawe's Activity Board), and take part in all the wild and crazy events around campus. We'll sit down, shoot the sh*t, and hash out the ins and outs of event planning and put you to work…on fun…is that work?

If you don't show up, people will start saying “man, that dude is so lame, look at how NOT fun that dude is”. You don't want that do you?....