Dubya: New Orleans is THE place to go for some good fishin'
With the city of New Orleans in crisis and U.S. president George W. Bush on a seemingly endless summer vacation at his South Fork Ranch, Texas, it was matter of time before the two would collide.
Battered by hurricane Katrina, New Orleans lay flooded and helpless while the American government dithered for days before responding. During the crisis pundits raised the question where's Dubya?
While slow to respond at first Dubya has rolled up his sleeves and gotten to work helping New Orleans and the areas most affected by hurricane Katrina.
“Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government,” Dubya said at joint White House news conference with the president of Iraq, called in as an expert advisor because his country has suffered wide spread devastation since America launched a war to liberate his country.
“To the extent the federal government didn't fully do it's job right, I take responsibility,” Dubya said.
While Dubya shoulders the responsibility, he has also seized on the notion that Katrina is part of weather-warfare and that technology capable stirring up a significant storm has fallen into the wrong hands, suggesting that Saddam Hussein also possessed submarines that are under water drones of death.
“America will stop at nothing to defend our liberties and way of life,” thundered Dubya.
In an effort to show Americans that life was indeed returning to normal on the Bayou, and not wanting to completely ruin his vacation, Dubya took Daddy B. on a working trip to New Orleans, and found time to do a little fishing.
“Those fish were really biting out there. It's like they haven't had anything to eat in weeks,” said Dubya. “I think Americans can see that relief efforts are working and life is beginning to return to normal here. And hey, the fishing is great too, so come on down and do your part.”
For more on vacationing in New Orleans, visit www.georgesfavoriteplace.com
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious.
Battered by hurricane Katrina, New Orleans lay flooded and helpless while the American government dithered for days before responding. During the crisis pundits raised the question where's Dubya?
While slow to respond at first Dubya has rolled up his sleeves and gotten to work helping New Orleans and the areas most affected by hurricane Katrina.
“Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government,” Dubya said at joint White House news conference with the president of Iraq, called in as an expert advisor because his country has suffered wide spread devastation since America launched a war to liberate his country.
“To the extent the federal government didn't fully do it's job right, I take responsibility,” Dubya said.
While Dubya shoulders the responsibility, he has also seized on the notion that Katrina is part of weather-warfare and that technology capable stirring up a significant storm has fallen into the wrong hands, suggesting that Saddam Hussein also possessed submarines that are under water drones of death.
“America will stop at nothing to defend our liberties and way of life,” thundered Dubya.
In an effort to show Americans that life was indeed returning to normal on the Bayou, and not wanting to completely ruin his vacation, Dubya took Daddy B. on a working trip to New Orleans, and found time to do a little fishing.
“Those fish were really biting out there. It's like they haven't had anything to eat in weeks,” said Dubya. “I think Americans can see that relief efforts are working and life is beginning to return to normal here. And hey, the fishing is great too, so come on down and do your part.”
For more on vacationing in New Orleans, visit www.georgesfavoriteplace.com
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious.
