Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It takes longer to do something than it does to delegate it. Return phone calls and send email messages right away. If you’re ready to put your plans on hold, there’s plenty of time for helping others.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Get an idea of the game that’s being played before you jump into it. Someone’s style, whether genuine or counterfeit, says much about the person who has adopted it. Soon, you may need to choose a side.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Your brain is your sexiest feature, especially when someone gets you talking. You’re allowed to generate without following through. There’s too much bounty for you to commit at this early stage.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
The world is bewildered when you shout your fantasy from the rooftops. Having others laugh is almost worse than getting them angry. Cancer might need to come out of their shell, but you do it with more practicality and less drama.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
In the words of the Firesign Theatre, ‘I think we’re all bozos on this bus.’ Everyone’s a clown these days. You’re on a personal mission to teach society how to laugh at itself. Celebrate instead of simply mocking.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
While your gift might feel like a curse, others really appreciate what you do for them. One of these days, you’ll have time for yourself, but right now the Universe has other plans. Smile and look as if you care.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Diversity brings you a wide range of happy choices. You make new friends through a shared experience. A deep current rises to the surface, pointing the way for all who can see it.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
The view from the edge bores you when you can’t go any further outward. Turn and face the light for now. Work with what you have. In a few days, the impossible will seem attractive again -- and maybe even possible.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Rather than trying to recapture a little piece of the past, move ahead. The audience has scattered and gone home. Any changes that you make now should be for you and you alone.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
A sudden change in the cosmic weather upsets everyone’s plans. An innocent social situation becomes unstable. Despite your desire to stay out of it all, you could find yourself in a leadership position.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You’re treated to a walk in the clouds. The landscape of ecstasy is familiar, as though you retain the memory of it somewhere in the back of your mind. Your lover is probably here with you.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
You might have to ask permission for what you hope to do. Try using logic before you opt for an emotional appeal. As a final resort, skip the despair and head straight back to the drawing board.
It takes longer to do something than it does to delegate it. Return phone calls and send email messages right away. If you’re ready to put your plans on hold, there’s plenty of time for helping others.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Get an idea of the game that’s being played before you jump into it. Someone’s style, whether genuine or counterfeit, says much about the person who has adopted it. Soon, you may need to choose a side.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Your brain is your sexiest feature, especially when someone gets you talking. You’re allowed to generate without following through. There’s too much bounty for you to commit at this early stage.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
The world is bewildered when you shout your fantasy from the rooftops. Having others laugh is almost worse than getting them angry. Cancer might need to come out of their shell, but you do it with more practicality and less drama.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
In the words of the Firesign Theatre, ‘I think we’re all bozos on this bus.’ Everyone’s a clown these days. You’re on a personal mission to teach society how to laugh at itself. Celebrate instead of simply mocking.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
While your gift might feel like a curse, others really appreciate what you do for them. One of these days, you’ll have time for yourself, but right now the Universe has other plans. Smile and look as if you care.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Diversity brings you a wide range of happy choices. You make new friends through a shared experience. A deep current rises to the surface, pointing the way for all who can see it.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
The view from the edge bores you when you can’t go any further outward. Turn and face the light for now. Work with what you have. In a few days, the impossible will seem attractive again -- and maybe even possible.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Rather than trying to recapture a little piece of the past, move ahead. The audience has scattered and gone home. Any changes that you make now should be for you and you alone.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
A sudden change in the cosmic weather upsets everyone’s plans. An innocent social situation becomes unstable. Despite your desire to stay out of it all, you could find yourself in a leadership position.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You’re treated to a walk in the clouds. The landscape of ecstasy is familiar, as though you retain the memory of it somewhere in the back of your mind. Your lover is probably here with you.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
You might have to ask permission for what you hope to do. Try using logic before you opt for an emotional appeal. As a final resort, skip the despair and head straight back to the drawing board.
