Lt. Col. M. Lozon, Esq. is one of the rowdy patrons of the Out Back Shack who just couldn't stay away even though it was Spring Break.

1. What is something about you that most people don't know?
My destiny is to eventually save mankind.

2. If you were on a deserted island and could only bring one item or person with you, what would it be?
An airplane.

3. What is your greatest indulgence?
Corn chips.

4. What was your favourite television show growing up?
A-Team.

5. Who is your favourite band/group/musician?
Pearl Jam.

6. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?
One is too many, but 20 isn't enough.

7. Who is your role model?
Courtney Love.

8. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose to live?
Blenheim, Ontario

9. What was your first job?
Doing field work.

10. What is your dream job?
Being a field work supervisor.

11. What is your opinion on reality TV shows? Which one do you think goes too far?
A low opinion — I really just don't like to watch them.

12. What stresses you out?
Bad television.

13. Do you consider yourself a risk taker? If so, what is the biggest risk you've taken?
Sometimes — the biggest risk was having sex without a condom.

14. If you could foresee the outcome of one event or moment in your life, what would it be?
I ate a lot of chili and got really bad cramps — I wish I could have foreseen that!

15. If you were in a big crowd and were trying to get a celebrity's attention, what would you yell?
“Hey, look over here!”

16. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My hair colour.

17. What actor would you choose to play you in a movie?
Charlton Heston.

18. If you could have three wishes fulfilled, what would they be?
1. Feed the starving children; 2. Wealth dispersion; and 3. Everyone would leave me the fuck alone.


19. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.

20. When and where was your last vacation?
I went to Chicago two weeks ago.