If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, climing hat Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was Charles. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until his head exploded.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris - more than meets the eye. Chuck Norris - robot in disguise.” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up truck. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that actually is “his way.”

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.