Scott Blinch, a first year Web Development Essentials student, spends most of his time fabricating asinine truths about himself hoping they'll get published due to their absurdity — He claims to have invented gravity, chocolate and the Internet.

1. Why are you here?
To hone my web development and eventually save/conquer the world with them.

2. What was your life changing moment?
The day my goldfish died, because then I realized how much fish suck.

3. What music are you currently listening to?
The voices in my head. Also, maybe Wintersleep.


4. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?
‘‘Driving your car into oncoming traffic is counter-productive.''

5. Who is your role model?
Ronald McDonald because he's a total creep and gets away with it.

6. Where in the world have you traveled?
All over Canada and USA, Singapore, Malaysia.

7. What was your first job?
I played with kids and got paid for it (and didn't get arrested) at Adventures on Wonderland.

8. What would your last meal be?
A mixture of poison and water from the fountain of youth because paradoxes are delicious.

9. What makes you uneasy?
Wolf Blitzer because I think he's a robot and is going to enslave us all.

10. What is your passion?
Guitar, the megainterwebnet and writing stuff.

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