Another week and another bunch of stuff to tie up our time thanks to the Internet. Let's take a look at this week's sites and stories.

Wayne Gladstone's site
www.waynegladstone.com/hbn.html
I told you about Cracked.com's site a couple of editions ago and that one of their best features is the “Hate By Numbers” videos. Well, the creator and star of the show, Wayne Gladstone, has his own site where you can see more of the older videos and get more information on the man himself. Grab two cold ones (or three), some Depends undergarments and be prepared to laugh.

Girl cries crystals?
www.break.com/index/chick-produces- crystals-with-her-eyes.html
I didn't believe it until I saw it (and it very well could be a hoax), but watching the little girl actually be able to produce razor sharp crystals from her eyes is amazing. She can supposedly cry out (or produce) seven of these a day. Watch the video and be amazed.

Exploding rocket bottle hits nuts
www.break.com/index/explodingbottle-rocket-nutshot.html
Oh my…THE PAIN!!! This is definitely one of those videos where you laugh because of the howl this poor kid makes. I guess playing with homemade bottle rockets isn't safe! Who would have thought that? This is a “better him than me” moment.

Rush's “YYZ” played on the sax
www.youtube.com
I don't know if this is hilarious or just painful on the ears. Yes, his backup band isn't really playing, but it is definitely amusing watching them pretend to jam while this guy kicks it on the sax.

16-year-old idiot
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/101746
I'm not going to give too much away or quote this kid, but the basic story is that he's going to drop out of high school to concentrate on play Guitar Hero full time to win prizes and money. I'm an excellent player, but I have more c o m m o n sense than to quit my job to make more m o n e y . Anyone else think of d r o p p i n g out of Fanshawe to do this? If so, email the paper and tell us!