Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
The last word that you're ready to hear is, ‘Wait.' What could be more important than the things that Aries wants? If you really don't know the answer to this, be prepared to be educated.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Recent difficulties are canceled out. Grab this perfect gift and run as hard and fast as you can with it. Sour turns to sweet. Bland becomes spicy. Everyone agrees that Taurus has excellent taste.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Staffing issues hamper a valid effort. If you want something done right, you may have to do it yourself. Try again next week to see if the Stars will treat you any better.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Sensible people can also be sensitive. As a human being, what you perceive and what you think will inevitably add up to feelings. It's a pleasure to do what is so obviously right.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
If they catch you looking a gift horse in the mouth, tell them that you're a veterinary dentist. You'll investigate your suspicions even if you have to stretch the truth. Nothing gets past Leo these days.

Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
If you can afford to relax, this is the perfect time. The parade is passing directly outside your window. Trying to ignore everybody else's fun all but guarantees that you won't have any of your own.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Whatever happens, chances are good that Libra will find something wrong with it. Significant others poison your mind with impossible wishes. Try to believe in what you can already touch.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Scorpio's already high level of confidence is off the scale. Others may imagine three impossible things, but you actually accomplish five or six of them. World domination never looked easier.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Some Fire Signs experience water damage this month. Your spirits may be dampened, but at least your flame is still alive. Memories of brighter days will sustain you through these darker ones.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Show some wit and compassion. Friends and teachers want more than just another thinking machine. Your choice of dress or decoration says a lot to the person meeting you for the first time.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Aquarius has an appetite for subtlety. Your choices reflect a patient approach. Other people's successes pave your way, while their failures give you time to back off or go into hiding.

Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
You're so strange and daring that no one is ready for you. That Piscean mystique is the most fascinating thing around. If you don't make a movie of your own life soon, someone else is sure to make an offer.