Larry Moody filed a lawsuit in Tillsonburg, Ontario, against Knotty Girls Strip Club for its negligence in allowing a stripper to “slam” her breasts into his “neck and head region” as he watched her, a little too close to the stage. Moody claims in his lawsuit that dancer Wanda Juggs, who claims to have show business's biggest chest at 88 inches, with each breast weighing at reportedly 40 pounds apiece, gave him a “bruised, contused, lacerated” neck.

Moody has filed suit claiming that the “gifted” performer slammed her breasts into his head.

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